1. FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
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RICKY GERVAIS NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE TO EXERCISE

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

4. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

5. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

6. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

7. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

8. BEAT THE SPARTANS
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GERARD BUTLER ACCUSED OF ATTACKING PHOTOGRAPHER

9. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

10. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

11. QUOTE OF THE DAY
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JADE GOODY'S WORDS OF WISDOM (PART 2)

12. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

13. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

14. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

15. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

16. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

19. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. BACK TO BED...
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOESN'T LOOK WELL

24. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

25. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

26. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

27. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

28. BEST VIRAL EVER?
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VIRAL IN 'ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY AND GOOD' SHOCKER!

29. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

30. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO