1. PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
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SHARON OSBOURNE BLASTS KIDMAN AND HER 'FLAT SCREEN' FRIENDS

2. COMING CLEAN
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COLIN FARRELL ADMITS THE DRINK NEARLY DID FOR HIM

3. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. TROUBLE WOE SEVEN
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DANIEL CRAIG SAYS NEW BOND MOVIE IS NOT CURSED

6. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

7. SMOKE LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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GERMAN ARTIST TO TOKE ON KURT COBAIN'S ASHES?

8. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

9. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

10. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

11. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

12. TROUT OF ORDER
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MEG RYAN NOT TO BLAME FOR MARRIAGE BREAK UP

13. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

14. DESPERATE MIDWIVES
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Eva Longoria is 'just fat' and NOT pregnant

15. SPEAKING VOLUMES
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LYNN SPEARS ATTACKS BRITNEY'S EX-MANAGER IN BOOK

16. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

17. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

18. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

19. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

20. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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Danny Rampling's manual to success

22. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

23. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

24. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

25. GOODY HAS CANCER
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BIG BROTHER STAR JADE GOODY HAS CERVICAL CANCER

26. AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP
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PEACHES EX UPSET OVER SURPRISE WEDDING

27. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

28. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

29. GAVIN AND GAY-CEY
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JAMES CORDEN AND MATTHEW HORNE ADMIT TO BEING A COUPLE (KIND OF)

30. HEART OF STONE
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JOSS STONE HEAD BUTTS BROTHER DURING A BAPTISM