1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

2. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH
(Holy News / News)

Holy Moly went to the Broadcast Press Guild Awards

3. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

4. PHOTO GALLERY OF THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS
(Holy News / News)

ACTORS COME OUT FOR THE 14TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS

5. NO FUTURE IN THIS IDEA
(Holy News / News)

SEX PISTOLS PLANNING TO RECORD NEW MATERIAL

6. BJORK AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

BJORK ATTACKS NEW MAN IN AIRPORT

7. FOUR P, VICAR?
(Holy News / News)

LIZ HURLEY AND HUSBAND FAIL TO PAY THEIR VICAR

8. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

9. Ashes To Ashes - First Picture
(Holy News / News)

First picture from 'Life On Mars' sequel 'Ashes To Ashes'

10. It's That Man Again
(Holy News / News)

Will Doherty finally be sent down this time?

11. HM EXCLUSIVE: Keeley Hawes To Star In 'Ashes To Ashes'
(Holy News / News)

Keeley Hawes is to take the lead role in 'Ashes To Ashes,' the sequel to 'Life On Mars'

12. Facebook Users
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Sarah has poked David. David has given Amy a fish. Glenn has licked Amanda's FunWall Eric as 1,5643 friend requests Amy has challenged Nigel to the take the 'Sad Cunt' test. Doris is now friends

13. Shane Warne and Glenn McGrath
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

They could have retired before the Ashes giving us a half a chance. Pair of convict cunts.

14. The Cunt with my Ipod
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d at this Killers gig. I''ll pick that up and pocket it. Cunt. Give it back, I bet you don''t even like Glen Campbell? Well endure it. Cunt. And The Killers were shit. Double Vegas Cunts. ...