1. IT'S THE EBAY-CKHAMS
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BECKHAMS ROBBED. CUE NELSON FROM THE SIMPSONS 'HAH! HAH!' NOISE

2. MUMMY'S BOY
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BEST PLACE FOR WINEHOUSE'S CONVICT HUBBY IS HOME, SAYS MRS CIVIL

3. NEWSMOUND
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4. FIGHTING TALK
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PAMELA ANDERSON CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY JORDAN IS FAMOUS. HELLO, MCFLY?

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RINGO STARR NO LONGER ACCEPTING FANMAIL - WORLD DISTINCTLY UNSHAKEN

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED IN WOMANIZER VIDEO

9. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

10. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

11. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

14. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES UP AN IMPROMPTU SONG ABOUT SARAH PALIN

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

17. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

18. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

19. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

22. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

23. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

26. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

27. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

28. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

29. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

30. IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?
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