1. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

2. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

3. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

4. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. WIN MADE OF HONOUR DVDS AND PORTABLE DVD PLAYER
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FIVE COPIES OF MADE OF HONOUR ON DVD AND A SONY PORTABLE DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

7. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

8. A FINE WHINE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STILL PROTESTING OVER AIRPORT ARREST

9. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

10. FAMILY MISFORTUNES
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VERNON KAY STILL ALIVE DESPITE REPORTS

11. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

12. DAY TWO IN VEGAS
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

13. ACTING UP
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KIRSTEN DUNST DOES NOT TAKE CRITICISM WELL

14. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
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JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

15. XXX FILES
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DETAILS OF DAVID DUCHOVNY'S SEX ADDICTION REVEALED

16. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

17. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

18. SOUP OF THE DAY
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A DRUNK LOOKING SADIE FROST WITH JODIE HARSH

19. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

20. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

21. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

22. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

23. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE SOUNDS
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BRYAN MCFADDEN DISLIKES THE COLOUR PINK

24. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

25. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

26. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

27. NO TALENT IN PARIS
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SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON 'HAS NO TALENT'

28. CAN'T DROWN ME NOW
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PETE DOHERTY NEARLY DROWNS IN A LOCH

29. KANYE TURN IT OVER?
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KANYE WEST PLANS HIS OWN TV SHOW

30. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?