1. STORYTELLING
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MADONNA WILL NOT RENEW HER MARRIAGE VOWS

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. LAZY BEANS
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COURTNEY LOVE'S DAUGHTER NOT WORKING HARD AT SUMMER JOB

4. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET TOYBOIZE
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SEE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE CAUGHT UP WITH BOYBAND TOYBOIZE

5. CHEEKY BOY
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LEMBIT OPIK AND CHEEKY GIRL GABRIELA SPLIT UP

6. DEAD MEN WORKING
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PETE DOHERTY (RIP) AND CARL BARAT (RIP) TO RECORD TOGETHER

7. DOHERTY'S DOUGH PITY
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PETE DOHERTY WORRIES OVER BABYSHAMBLES MONEY ISSUES

8. SHAY YOU'RE SHORRY
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PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

9. MY QUOTEY WOTE
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RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

10. MY WEENEY WINK
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RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

11. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

12. UNTRUE LIES
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JAMIE LEE CURTIS UPSET AT 'TOPLESS' SCANDAL

13. TOP OF THE LOPS
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SHARON OSBOURNE IS THE TOP RECIPIENT OF PLASTIC SURGERY

14. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

15. JOY GEORGE
(Holy News)

GEORGE CLOONEY CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF

16. QUANTUM GRUMP
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DANIEL CRAIG BLASTS 'WINEHOUSE TO SING BOND THEME' RUMOURS

17. THE GIFT OF THE BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-NEY
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JAMES BLUNT IS CONSIDERING RETIREMENT IN IRELAND

18. REBEKAH WADE NEEDS TO PRACTISE HER AIM
(Holy News / News)

ROSS KEMP GETS SHOT AT IN AFGHANISTAN

19. LYNX SAHARA
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ADMITS THAT HE SMELLS

20. CHICKEN BY NATURE
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JAMIE OLIVER BACKTRACKS ON CHICKEN CLAIMS

21. JAMIE OLIVER ANNOYED WITH SAINSBURY'S OVER CHICKENS
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ADD A DASH OF HYPOCRISY...

22. WHO WAS ON JAMIE'S GRASSY KNOLL?
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DOUBTS RAISED OVER FATHERHOOD OF JAMIE LYNN SPEARS' CHILD

23. BABY, ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS PREGNANT

24. BACK TO BLACK COUNTRY
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE BOO-ED OFF STAGE IN BIRMINGHAM

25. NOT JUSTIFIED BEHAVIOUR
(Holy News / News)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ANNOYS HIS FANS AND PAPARAZZI

26. ONE HORSE FACE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER NAMED 'UNSEXIEST WOMAN'

27. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
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JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

28. The Lohan Circus Comes To Town
(Holy News / News)

Dina Lohan's boyfriend fights back at accusations

29. Losht In Transhlashion
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Bill Murray arrested driving a golf cart in Sweden while drunk

30. Another Day, Another Doherty round-up
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Doherty kept out of jug by cops, has junkie kittens, back with Kate