1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

3. HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY
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Madonna hires McCartney Lawyer to negotiate divorce from Guy Ritchie

4. WHAT IS SARAH HARDING DOING?
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SARAH HARDING PICTURE GALLERY

5. SLEEP FIGHTING MAN
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MORE KEITH RICHARDS ADVICE TO DAVID BLAINE

6. TOTAL REBUFF
(Holy News / News)

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FAILS TO CHARM HIS FANS

7. GOOD LEGS GONE BAD
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RIHANNA SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE HER LEGS

8. BONKA BONKERS
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KEITH RICHARDS REVEALS HIS KEEP FIT REGIME

9. JESSICA SIMPSON IS 'HURTING' FAT PEOPLE
(Holy News / News)

WINNER OF THE MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY

10. EAT WELL, STAY FIT, REMAIN ODD LOOKING
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NATALIE CASSIDY HAS THE FASTEST SELLING FITNESS DVD OF ALL TIME

11. GOODY NEW YEAR
(Holy News / News)

JADE GIVES UP BOOZE AND UNHEALTHY FOOD FOR THE NEW YEAR

12. DIRTY BREEDERS
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE CHISHOLM WANTS KIDS BANNED FROM SPICE GIRLS TOUR

13. WHAT A SHIT SANDWICH
(Holy News / News)

Spectacle Wearers of 2007 announced, world keeps turning

14. fitness first
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... money and run. I had been attending the gym for two years but am now moving away where there is no local fitness first. When you cancel the direct debit they either re-start it up OR threaten to se...

15. Lil' Chris
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Sorry to put one so young on here, but fuck me. Anyone who uses a Fitness First gym and is subjected to their ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWEFUL 5-song playlist, will know what I mean. If I hear that little

16. New fucking horrible fitness videos
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Every Z list cunt's time to shine

17. Never Mind The Buzzcocks
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Not only being the hilarious, scathing TV equivalent of HM, but having the top fitness combo of KT Tunstall and Lauren Laverne on the same week. Nice one!