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2. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
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VICTORIA BECKHAM ADMITS THAT MEN DON'T FIND HER SEXY

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6. SOCKS AND BECKS
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POSH ADMITS TO WEARING LOTION FILLED SOCKS AND GLOVES IN BED

7. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. NEWSMOUND
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10. CAMPBELL'S CONDENSED CAREER
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NAOMI CONSIDERING RETIREMENT, A NATION REJOICES

11. OUT OF MY MIND
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VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FASHION PLANS ARE ALL GOING WELL

12. SNAPPING AT SNAPPERS
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KANYE WEST ARRESTED FOR PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

13. BLEEDING HOOVES
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LEONA WANTS TO GO HORSE RIDING WITH JORDAN

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. COMMUNITY DISSERVICE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STARTS LATEST COMMUNITY SERVICE STINT

16. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

17. SAY YOU'LL BE HAIR
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POSH SPICE STEALS CHERYL COLE'S MUM'S HAIRSTYLE

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

20. MUM'S THE WEIRD
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TERI HATCHER GIVES HER DAUGHTER ADVICE

21. CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?
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VICTORIA BECKHAM INSISTS HER FASHION LINE IS DOING WELL

22. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

23. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

24. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

25. THE FUR FLIES
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STELLA MCCARTNEY FURIOUS AT ADVERT FOR FUR BOUTIQUE

26. TURN UP FOR THE BOOKS
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KATIE HOLMES: NOT A FRUMPY HOUSEWIFEE BUT A FASHION TREND SETTER

27. THE LAW OF KARMA
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SADIE FROST'S BUSINESS GOES UNDER

28. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
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MEL C UNVEILS HER NEW FASHION RANGE

29. MILLER'S MERKIN
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SIENNA MILLER'S PUBES DIGITALLY ENHANCED FOR NEW FILM

30. CAN'T FIND ME NOW
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WARRANT ISSUED FOR PETE DOHERTY'S ARREST