1. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

2. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
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MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

3. AH-HA!
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200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

4. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

5. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

8. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

9. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

10. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

11. NO UNDIE-WORLD
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KATE BECKINSALE TALKS ABOUT HER VAGINA. AGAIN

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. NEWSMOUND
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14. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

15. CRUSHUA TREE
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WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

16. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER DOES NOT TARGET MARRIED MEN

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. PASS THE TISSUES
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RHYS IFANS AND KIMBERLY STEWART SPLIT

19. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

22. ABI'S BOOK SIGNING PART 2
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ABI TITMUSS HAS EVEN LESS LUCK IN SCOTLAND

23. GRUBBY TITS MARK 2
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RHYS IFANS MOVES ONTO KIMBERLY STEWART

24. BORING!
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON ALMOST ADMIT RELATIONSHIP

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. EINSTEIN-A-NO-NO
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MARIAH CAREY PROMISES 'ELABORATE' TOUR

27. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BASSHUNTER
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BASSHUNTER TALKS ABOUT TEENAGE ORGIES!

28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. BABES AND CONFUSED
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DELIGHTED AT BEING A FATHER