1. FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
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RICKY GERVAIS NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE TO EXERCISE

2. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

3. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

4. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

5. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

6. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
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ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

7. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

8. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

9. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN?
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JODIE MARSH FALLS ON HARD TIMES

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES AWFUL RACKET THEN FALLS OVER

13. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

14. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. FAMILY MISFORTUNES
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VERNON KAY STILL ALIVE DESPITE REPORTS

17. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

18. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

19. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

20. SAY YOU'LL BE HAIR
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POSH SPICE STEALS CHERYL COLE'S MUM'S HAIRSTYLE

21. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

22. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

23. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

24. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

25. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

26. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

27. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

28. THE WACKNESS GOODIES UP FOR GRABS
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THREE BOOKS AND THREE SOUNDTRACKS OF THE WACKNESS UP FOR GRABS

29. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

30. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS