1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. CLICK HERE FOR A FREE CAR
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BRAD PITT MAY RUIN YOUR COMPUTER

3. VEGAS DAY THREE
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

6. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

7. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. NEWSMOUND
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10. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 25

11. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

12. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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COREY FELDMAN AND COREY HAIM TALK ABOUT TEENAGE ABUSE

13. CHOPPER!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 10

14. VEGETARIAN?!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 9

15. SHUT UP, HAEMORRHOID!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 6

16. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

17. RESPECT MY KNICKERS!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 3

18. BB DAY ONE
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A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. BATHTIME FOR CHANELLE
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CHANELLE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND

21. GOTH ON HOLIDAY
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ HAVE AN UNUSUAL HONEYMOON

22. POT VS KETTLE
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ZIGGY SAYS CHANELLE IS LAUGHABLE

23. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

24. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

25. TITS UP
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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

26. ABI TIT-LESS
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ABI TITMUSS GIVES UP 'MODELLING' TO BECOME AN ACTRESS

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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SILVIO BERLUSCONI PULLS SOME MOVES ON A TRAFFIC WARDEN

29. RED-FACED BARRON
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BARRON HILTON AVOIDS GOING TO JAIL FOR DRINK DRIVING

30. JUNGLE LOVE
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JORDAN AND PETER REVISIT THE SET OF 'I'M A CELEB'