1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

3. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

4. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 25

8. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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COREY FELDMAN AND COREY HAIM TALK ABOUT TEENAGE ABUSE

10. CHOPPER!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 10

11. VEGETARIAN?!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 9

12. SHUT UP, HAEMORRHOID!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 6

13. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

14. RESPECT MY KNICKERS!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 3

15. BB DAY ONE
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A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. BATHTIME FOR CHANELLE
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CHANELLE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND

18. GOTH ON HOLIDAY
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ HAVE AN UNUSUAL HONEYMOON

19. POT VS KETTLE
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ZIGGY SAYS CHANELLE IS LAUGHABLE

20. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

21. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

22. TITS UP
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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

23. ABI TIT-LESS
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ABI TITMUSS GIVES UP 'MODELLING' TO BECOME AN ACTRESS

24. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

25. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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SILVIO BERLUSCONI PULLS SOME MOVES ON A TRAFFIC WARDEN

26. RED-FACED BARRON
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BARRON HILTON AVOIDS GOING TO JAIL FOR DRINK DRIVING

27. JUNGLE LOVE
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JORDAN AND PETER REVISIT THE SET OF 'I'M A CELEB'

28. SAFARI SO-GOOD-I
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PARIS HILTON DESCRIBES WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT AFRICA

29. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

30. HOSE GREAT IDEA WAS THIS?
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LINDSAY LOHAN DESIGNS TIGHTS RANGE