1. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

2. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

3. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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GEMMA ATKINSON AND JACK OSBOURNE AN ITEM?

4. DAY TWO IN VEGAS
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

5. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

6. DUMB BONGO
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TALKS ABOUT CHILDBIRTH

7. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

8. VIVA LIE DIVA
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS NOT A DIVA, SHE INSISTS

9. I DON'T LIKE SUNDAYS
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PEACHES GELDOF HAS SUSPECTED OVERDOSE

10. MY WAPEY RAPE JOKE
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RUSSELL BRAND APOLOGISES FOR SEX ATTACK JOKE

11. BALL-GAME
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ALEX RODRIGUEZ AND MADONNA RUMOURS CONTINUE

12. SPACE AND THE CROWD
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KEVIN SPACEY HAS AN EXTREMELY LARGE ENTOURAGE ON FILM SET

13. DIDDY WANTS LEONA
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LEONA LEWIS TO APPEAR ON NEXT P DIDDY ALBUM

14. BEGGARS BELIEF
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DENISE RICHARDS FORCED TO DO REALITY SHOW FOR MONEY

15. PLAY(ING THE FIELD)BOY
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HUGH HEFNER HAS NO PLANS TO MARRY

16. BACK TO AMY? NO, NO, NO...
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BLAKE TOLD TO STAY CLEAR OF WINEHOUSE

17. GO BACK TO JAIL
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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

18. THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
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WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER ATTEMPTS SUICIDE

19. SERIES ONE AND TWO OF SKINS TO BE WON
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SKINS DVDS UP FOR GRABS

20. BIG IS BAD
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JORDAN SAYS BIG BREASTS ARE 'OUT OF FASHION'

21. MING DYNASTY
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JOAN COLLINS BELIEVES THE TABLOIDS HAVE DUMBED DOWN

22. LESS OF MOORE
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DEMI MOORE'S PERSONAL TRAINER REVEALS BODY-SHAPING SECRETS

23. SNEEZY DOES IT
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JANET JACKSON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WITH FLU

24. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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WIN SEVERED HEADS COURTESY OF THE COTTAGE

25. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

26. MILLS AND BUFFOONS
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HEATHER MILLS IN TOP 100 SEXIEST POLL

27. ABSOLUT TOSSER
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KANYE WEST IS SPONSORED BY VODKA FIRM

28. I'LL MAKE BOND AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE
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AL PACINO TO APPEAR IN NEXT BOND FILM

29. ANOTHER ONE!
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KIRSTEN DUNST GOES TO REHAB

30. DAILY BRITNEY
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BRITNEY IS OUT OF HOSPITAL AND UP TO HER OLD TRICKS