1. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

2. THE EGOS HAVE LANDED
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BEYONCE USES ALTER EGO ONSTAGE

3. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

4. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

5. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

6. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

7. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

8. KIEFER SUDS-ERLAND
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ACTOR KIEFER SUTHERLAND DROPS SOAP IN PRISON SHOWERS

9. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

10. SUNDAY BEEF
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SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

11. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

12. WIN FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD
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FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD UP FOR GRABS

13. PER-VERSION
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MARK RONSON WATCHED PORN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AS A CHILD

14. CRAIG GAYVID
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CRAIG DAVID REVEALS HIS GAY SIDE

15. CHASING BATS
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SNOW PATROL ALBUM DELAYED BY BAT INVASION

16. CARMEN - HAVE A GO
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CARMEN ELECTRA LAUNCHES RANGE OF PORTABLE STRIPPER POLES

17. HAVING A MARE!
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JORDAN GETS A HORSE FOR HER BIRTHDAY

18. TALKING POLLUX
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

19. NO CUTS FOR CATE
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CATE BLANCHETT RULES OUT PLASTIC SURGERY

20. SERIES ONE AND TWO OF SKINS TO BE WON
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SKINS DVDS UP FOR GRABS

21. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
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JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

22. MILLS AND LOON
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NEW HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS IN C4 DOCUMENTARY

23. HOUSTON, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
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BOBBY BROWN'S BOOK WILL BE A BESTSELLING BELTER

24. BUY BUY BABY
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JENNIFER LOPEZ GETS HER TWIN BABIES WORKING

25. WHAT A WASTER TIME
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PETE DOHERTY TO HELP YOUNG HEROIN ADDICTS

26. I'M BREATHLESS
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MADONNA MAKES IT INTO THE HALL OF FAME

27. HAG VERSUS HAGRID
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TILDA SWINTON WOULD NEVER ACT IN A HARRY POTTER FILM

28. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

29. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

30. FALLING HOFF THE WAGON
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DAVID HASSELHOFF IS DRINKING AGAIN