1. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

2. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

3. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

4. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

5. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

6. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

7. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

8. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

9. EVA DONE IT IN 50 STATES?
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EVA MENDES SPREADS HER LEGS - AND THE LOVE - COUNTRYWIDE

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. FOX BY NAME…
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MEGAN FOX REVEALS LESBIAN PAST

12. NOT THAT DESPERATE
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HEATHER MILLS TURNED DOWN FOR GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES'

13. BACK IN THE UR ASS S SIR
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MACCA FURIOUS OVER LENNON GAY CLAIM IN BOOK

14. DESPERATE MIDWIVES
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Eva Longoria is 'just fat' and NOT pregnant

15. D'OUGH!
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SIENNA MILLER'S MAN IS NOT AS RICH AS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

16. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

17. HELL'S KITCHEN
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BECKHAM AND RAMSEY: A DINER'S DELIGHT?

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

20. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

21. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
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JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

22. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

23. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

30. THE LAW OF KARMA
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SADIE FROST'S BUSINESS GOES UNDER