1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

3. GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDZZZZZZZZZZZ
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THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

4. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

5. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

6. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

7. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

8. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

9. BACK TO BLACK EYES
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AMY WINEHOUSE CLASHES WITH PHOTOGRAPHERS ON LATEST NIGHT OUT

10. NATIONAL BUFFOON
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PARIS HILTON IS BEING SUED BY MOVIE PRODUCERS

11. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

12. ATOMIC FITTEN
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KATONA PLANS A LOT OF SURGERY TO REGAIN SIZE EIGHT FIGURE

13. BORED BORED BORED
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HELP ME KILL TIME

14. TAKING THE PICS
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4MAGAZINE PAYS 14 MILLION DOLLARS FOR PICTURES OF ANGELINA AND BRAD’S TWINS

15. I SAID NINE, NINE, NINE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AGAIN

16. WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE BOX SETS OF COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGES

17. AMY CLEANHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE DRAFTS IN CLEANERS TO PREPARE FOR BLAKE'S RELEASE

18. MAYBE BABY
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KATE MOSS SPOTTED BUYING BABY CLOTHES AND CREAM

19. IS THIS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER?
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JUNE SARPONG'S NEW POLITICS AND THE CITY WEBSITE

20. SUNDAY BEEF
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SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

21. THE RAT IS BACK
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BRITNEY RECONCILES WITH ADNAN AMID SEX TAPE RUMOURS

22. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

23. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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COREY FELDMAN AND COREY HAIM TALK ABOUT TEENAGE ABUSE

24. CHOPPER!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 10

25. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

26. BB DAY ONE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

27. WHY WOOD YOU?
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RONNIE WOOD AGREES TO PLAY ON NEW STARSAILOR ALBUM

28. CHASING BATS
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SNOW PATROL ALBUM DELAYED BY BAT INVASION

29. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

30. LEAST SYMPATHY FOR A WHINGE EVER AWARD GOES TO...
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SIENNA MILLER COMPLAINS THAT CAVIAR MAKES HER ARSE FAT