1. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

2. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

3. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

4. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

5. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

6. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

7. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

8. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

9. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DAVID BLAINE'S LATEST THRILLING STUNT ENDS IN FARCE

12. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

13. MANKY PETE
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PETER ANDRE LIKES PEDICURES AND MANICURES MORE THAN JORDAN

14. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

15. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

16. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

17. THE PRICE OF NEW BOOBS
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JORDAN THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE AFTER BOOB JOB

18. THE LAST POST
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EVEN SIENNA MILLER'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS UNHAPPY WITH HER

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

21. LOVE DON'T COST A THING...
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JENNIFER LOPEZ PLANNING HUSBAND'S 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

22. BITE ME, KATE
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KATE MOSS LEAVES FLEA INFESTED HOUSE

23. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

24. OTTOWAN-KER
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VIGGO MORTENSEN FORGETS WHICH COUNTRY HE IS IN

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
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COUNTRY STAR LEANN RIMES BECOMES THE 'FACE' OF SKIN CONDITION CAMPAIGN

27. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

28. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF CROYDON....
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KATE MOSS GETS AN ANCHOR TATTOO

29. DEMONSTRATORS ANONYMOUS
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KATIE HOLMES FACES DEMONSRATIONS ON THEATRE OPENING NIGHT

30. SHLOCKNROLLA
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GUY RITCHIE'S ROCKNROLLA PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY