1. AH-HA!
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200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

2. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

3. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

4. MAN IN THE BLACK
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WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

5. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

6. MOST WELCOME QUOTE OF THE DAY
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EDDIE MURPHY TO GIVE UP ACTING

7. BEVERLY HILLS COCK
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MEL B WRITES SONG ABOUT EDDIE MURPHY

8. TOO MUCH
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IS MEL B TELLING LIES?

9. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

10. AXEL F-OFF
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EDDIE MURPHY SIGNS UP FOR 'BEVERLY HILLS COP 4'

11. SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE
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MEL B TALKS ABOUT HER OLYMPIC STANDARD SEX

12. EU MUST BE JOKING
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EDDIE IZZARD CONSIDERS A CAREER IN POLITICS

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. THE REAL OLD SHADY
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BILL COSBY TO RECORD HIP HOP ALBUM

15. LILY THE EAGLE ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

16. IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER
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EDDIE MURPHY WAS TRICKED INTO FATHERING MEL BROWN’S CHILD

17. I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!
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ANCHORMAN TOPS POLL OF COMEDY FILMS

18. THE GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD RESULTS
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EDDIE MURPHY AND LINDSAY LOHAN WIN BIG AT THE RAZZIES

19. WE WILL SHOCK YOU
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BRIAN MAY SURPRISED THAT FREDDIE MERCURY WAS GAY

20. I'LL STAND BY YOU?
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ASHLEY COLE ALLEGEDLY CHEATS ON CHERYL

21. I KNOW WHO NOMINATED ME
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOMINATED FOR GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD

22. BEVERLY HILLS COP-OUT
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EDDIE MURPHY AND 'WIFE' SPLIT AFTER TWO WEEKS OF MARRIAGE

23. TANTRUMS AND TEARS
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NICOLE RICHIE'S BABY IS JUST LIKE HER MOTHER

24. I KNOW WHO THRILLED ME
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LINDSAY ENTERTAINS THREE MEN IN THREE DAYS

25. HANSEL AND METAL
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OWEN WILSON MAY BE DATING BIONIC WOMAN MICHELLE RYAN

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. HE'S NO ANGEL
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EDDIE MURPHY REFUSES MAINTENANCE TO MEL B

28. TOO MUCH
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SPICE GIRLS TO FRONT TESCO'S CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN

29. TWO BECOME THREE-PIECE SUITE
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SPICE GIRLS TO DESIGN THEIR OWN SOFA

30. BROWN IN THE DUMPS
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MELANIE BROWN DEPRESSED OVER EDDIE MURPHY'S ACTIONS