1. AMY CRACKHOUSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE CAUGHT ON CAMERA SMOKING A CRACK PIPE

2. THE DAY THE MUSIC...DIDN'T DO MUCH AT ALL
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LENNON'S DEATH MADE THE WORLD STOP FOR OZZY OSBOURNE

3. JOLIE NOT JOLLY ON WACKY BACCY
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLE: JUST AS BORING AS ANYONE ELSE ON DRUGS

4. Harry Potter and the deathly rave drugs
(Holy News / News)

Harry Potter branded ecstasy seized in New York

5. MR PITIFUL
(Holy News / News)

Harvey among Eurovision hopefuls

6. MR PITIFUL
(Holy News / News)

Brian Harvey wants to be on Eurovision

7. Ecstasy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stop making me believe on my come down an army of monsters is going to break into my house while i sleep, rape me and then slowly kill me painfully.

8. Gary Dourdan
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Plays CSI Warwick on CSI:Vegas. Stupid cunt got caught with Heroin, Ecstasy, cocaine and 'other drugs' in his car last night by the local police. Fuckin' ell Gary, I'd have thought the last thing y

9. The Anthony Cotton Show
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ite again. If I.T.V insist on showing such mind bending crap, then could they please issue free samples of ecstasy with the T.V Times, so we can all get in on the joke. Perhaps a rebrand as The Anth...

10. DJ Isaac
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

for the track 'Go Insane'. If ecstasy were music, it would manifest itself as this, a truly insanity-inducing track. I'm not usually the type to listen to hardcore/trance/chav shit, but for this I can

11. Roast Potatoes
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...d up crunch on the outside, boiling hot white fluff on the inside to burn your mouth even as you crunch in ecstasy. Pleasure and pain all in a simple tuber....

12. Although you’re more likely to be killed by a li...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Although you’re more likely to be killed by a lightning strike than an ecstasy pill you will see far less government warning posters regarding inclement weather than cheap, recreational drugs.