1. RIDING JORDAN
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN'S DRESSAGE DEBUT

2. PRE-NUP ARGUMENT
(Holy News / News)

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARGUE OVER WEDDING PLANS

3. OOPS... I DID IT ON PURPOSE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY HAS CREATED HER OWN ECONOMY

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. QUEUE-Y LEWIS, AND THE BLUES
(Holy News / News)

LEWIS HAMILTON’S RUN OF BAD LUCK CONTINUES

6. what the l
(Holy News / News)

Ralph Fiennes in the mile high club

7. what the l
(Holy News / News)

what the l

8. Alistair Darling
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Asking people to help out the economy by not asking for big pay rises! What fucking planet are you on you prick. Household bills about to go up another 40%! Daily headlines about MP's stealing (yes

9. Business Class
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

It may only be a curtain pulled across to you in Economy but let's face it if they embroidered underachievers across it you'd know your place. Riff raff.

10. Fuel Protestors
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...up your hippie camper van is going to dent world demand for oil? We live in something called a free market economy, as long as the majority can afford something the price will be sustained and when th...

11. Homemade sandwiches at work
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...nd then take it down the pub now would you? Stop being a stingey cunt and go down Gregs, your ruining the economy!...

12. New Parents
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...f ever-dwindling resources. Maybe, having kids is the quickest way to bankrupt yourself in this serf-based economy. And maybe, having kids is the end of your life. That scowl as you expect me to get o...

13. People who say there's going to be a rec
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...into a panic about your house price 'crashing' and stop buying shit thus royally fucking up our capitalist economy. Go on, get yourselves a few more credit cards and let's try and keep it all going fo...

14. socialists/lefties
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...wearing a red tie to get elected,and cunting electorate fell for it - privatisation; weakening the unions; economy before public spending....a tory govnt? Nope, that's new labour for you, so all you s...

15. Striking Postal Workers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

It's a market economy. Deal with it. You don't like your pay packet, get a better job. This isn't 1978, you mollycoddled, public sector attitude cunts.

16. The Government
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...or a start, you keep on telling us that the amouint of people drawing pensions is crippling the country's economy. And now you tell us that bacon butties, alcohol and fun in general are carcinogenic....

17. The UK economy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

you had it good for too long, now its payback tiieeeeme....

18. It's incomprehensible that the average person earn...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

... and a £200k house when you earn twice that much, have no kids yet find yourself constantly broke, eating economy beans on toast and jumping the train to work. of course the ashtray full of spliff en...

19. The global economy is in serious trouble, the key ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The global economy is in serious trouble, the key indicator of this is the fact that space raiders can now cost 25p.

20. Only in action/horror films and the economy does "...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Only in action/horror films and the economy does "worst case scenario" mean "what exactly is actually going to happen."