1. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24

2. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BECKHAM WRITES ON PEOPLE IN ADVERT

3. THE AMBASSADOR'S PARTY
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND EXPLAINS NIGHT AT EMBASSY CLUB

4. GOTTA GET THRU THIS STUFF AND SELL IT
(Holy News / News)

THE BEDINGFIELD SIBLINGS AUCTION PERSONAL ITEMS ON EBAY FOR CHARITY

5. CAPTION COMPETITION!
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN SEVERED HEADS COURTESY OF THE COTTAGE

6. ALRIGHT, LIL?
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN RUMOURED TO BE ENGAGED

7. WE KNOW HE'S NO GOOD
(Holy News / News)

BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL TRADES AMY PICS FOR DRUGS

8. WHAT YOU BIDDIN FOR WILLIS?
(Holy News / News)

GARY COLEMAN SELLS HIS TROUSERS ON EBAY

9. WANNABID
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS CONCERT TICKETS AVAILABLE CHEAP ON EBAY

10. OH DARLING
(Holy News / News)

BENEFITS RECORDS TURN UP ON EBAY

11. BRAND OF BOTHER
(Holy News / News)

BRAND BECKHAM FAILS TO CRACK AMERICA

12. Moss Moans At Millions
(Holy News / News)

Kate Moss's fashion launch for Topshop causes a commotion on Oxford Street

13. Colleen's Guests Are Cake-Takers
(Holy News / News)

WAG Colleen McLoughlin is upset that a guest is trying to sell off her birthday cake on eBay.

14. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

The contestants for the new series of The Apprentice have been announced

15. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

contestants named in BBC's The Apprentice

16. WIN FALL OUT BOY DOLLS AND 'TING
(Holy News / News)

FALL OUT BOY competition

17. MAILOUT UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

MAILOUT UPDATE

18. Ebay complainers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Dear Ebay I bought a powertool for £5.99 with £4 p&p last week. I thought it was a bargain as the item is usually £89.99 in the shops. I did not expect the low price and the fact it was shipped

19. Ebay Sellers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why charge me £5 for postage only to stick 2 second-class stamps on the package which then takes fucking cunting ages to turn up, if at all. CuntStacks of the highest Cunty Order

20. ebayers who don't cough up!
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Time-wasting cunts who bid for things they don't want or just too fuckin' pikey to afford. Ebay don't let you leave nasty comments in feedback boxes, so i'll leave this link instead. Thanks for maki

21. FEDEX
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ept that many of their customers may and i stress MAY just be out at work earning money to pay for the ebay derived trash we have purchased that they then try and deliver to our homes at 10.30 am ...

22. Gumtree
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Ebay for cunts

23. Jordan
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So jordans old implants are to be sold on ebay - does that mean we now have three saggy old bags up for sale to the highest bidder?

24. Martine McCutcheon
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...o make you the next Sandra Bullock either, got it? Oh and I saw a copy of your first album for 99p on eBay the other day - and it didn't sell. ...

25. People who buy from eBay
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Smug, self satisfied, cheapskate cunts.

26. Surfing the Net
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...look at my emails.. (what feels like 2 seconds later) Shit! its 7pm and all ive done is look at crap on ebay, and flit from one pointless website to the next! Day wasting cunt!!!...

27. UK Ebay sellers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Buy from the Ebay USA you get positive feedback soon as the seller gets the money, as it should be.Buy UK the seller waits for you to Pos him up first so he can ZAP you if you dare complain about anyt

28. Waterstones Oxford Street
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...secure their pension for another year by buying and have signed 8 copies ... most of which ended up on Ebay the next day. Amazon for me next time you despicable, obsequious cunts. ...

29. Charity Shops
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For letting me buy rare records and then sell them on eBay for ten times the cost

30. Facebook
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Even though I have issues with it, the more I use it, the less I spend on Ebay buying useless shite I will never use.