1. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
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JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

2. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

3. DUSTIN WHIFFMAN
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RAINMAN STAR SAYS FART IS HIS FAVOURITE BIT OF ACTING

4. I DON'T LIKE PUN-DAYS
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BOB GELDOF BACKS IRISH TURKEY FOR EUROVISION

5. DOUBLE YOUR AGE, SMITH
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TOM CRUISE SHORT ON STATURE, MONEY AND TALENT

6. Lindsay Lo-hamlet
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Lindsay Lohan's lawyer defends her against drug charges by quoting Shakespeare

7. I HEART FUCKING FUCKABEES
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Lily Tomlin argues with David O' Rusell on Huckabees film set

8. Brits and weather
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For FUCK'S SAKE... a light dusting of snow and it makes the fucking national news? We truly do suck hairy balls when it comes to dealing with weather. "Send us your pictures of snow"?? I'll send you a