1. FIGHTING TALK
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PAMELA ANDERSON CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY JORDAN IS FAMOUS. HELLO, MCFLY?

2. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

5. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

6. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

7. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

8. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
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ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

9. BEGGING FOR MERCY
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DUFFY TEETERS ON EDGE OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

10. WILL AND GRACE
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HEATH LEDGER'S ESTATE GIVEN TO HIS DAUGHTER

11. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

12. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

13. DULL AND DULLER
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GUY RITCHIE QUIT DRUGS BECAUSE HE FOUND THEM DULL

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

16. IN OTHER NEWS - WATER IS WET
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Noel Gallagher in bleeding obvious Amy Winehouse shocker statement

17. CHAMPAGNE SUPERJOKER
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NOEL GALLAGHER THREATENS TO TEAM UP WITH RUSSELL BRAND TO MAKE TV COMEDY

18. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

19. YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD LOOKING
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AMY WINEHOUSE FAILS TO TURN UP TO HER OWN SURPRISE PARTY

20. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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21. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD (AGAIN)
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS CONTINUES TO TALK UFOS

22. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

23. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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24. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

25. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

26. WIN DVDS OF ASIAN FILM PROTEGE
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10 DVDS OF PROTEGE UP FOR GRABS

27. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

28. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

29. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

30. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES