1. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(Holy News / News)

RICHIE SAMBORA WILL SUPPORT HEATHER LOCKLEAR

2. POOR LITTLE RICHIE GIRL
(Holy News / News)

NICOLE RICHIE MISSES HER PARTYING DAYS AFTER GIVING BIRTH

3. RED-FACED BARRON
(Holy News / News)

BARRON HILTON AVOIDS GOING TO JAIL FOR DRINK DRIVING

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. A TURNER FOR THE WORST
(Holy News / News)

KATHLEEN TURNER VERSUS NIC CAGE PART TWO

6. FREE JACK
(Holy News / News)

KIEFER SUTHERLAND HAS BEEN A MODEL PRISONER

7. Heiress Potless
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton's grandfather cuts her out of his will

8. Chad Krohger (Nickleback lead singer)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You might want 15 cars Chad, but you can't drive a single one of them can you? You drink-driving-cunt!