1. TAKING THE PICS
(Holy News / News)

4MAGAZINE PAYS 14 MILLION DOLLARS FOR PICTURES OF ANGELINA AND BRAD’S TWINS

2. SUEING THE ALIEN
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE NAMED IN COURT ACTION AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY

3. MAN IN THE BLACK
(Holy News / News)

WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

4. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
(Holy News / News)

J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

5. MAKES NO CENTS
(Holy News / News)

50 CENT TO SUE TACO BELL

6. THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS A BIT MEAN
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER ANISTON GIVES SOME MONEY TO OPRAH'S CHARITY

7. LEGEND OF THE CARIBBEAN
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP RECORDS TAPE TO BRING GIRL OUT OF COMA

8. DOUGH-A-BUNGER!
(Holy News / News)

'BART SIMPSON' GIVES $10M TO SCIENTOLOGY

9. FOUR P, VICAR?
(Holy News / News)

LIZ HURLEY AND HUSBAND FAIL TO PAY THEIR VICAR

10. Bob Geldof: Masturb-8
(Holy News / News)

Bob Geldof's charity website hijacked by a porn website trying to make a fast buck

11. Jordan & Peter: Ground Zero Talent
(Holy News / News)

Jordan and Peter Andre TV shows are to be aired in the States

12. Bob Geldof: Masturb-8
(Holy News / News)

Bob Geldof website hijacked by porn site

13. Jordan & Peter: Ground Zero Talent
(Holy News / News)

Jordan & Peter Andre's TV shows to be aired in the US

14. easyjet
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...are allowed only enough weight to carry your fucking undies - then they have the cheek to ask for a 'green' donation - fuck off twats, i'd rather pay the 3 quid to take the rest of my clothes with me....

15. Liberal Democrat Party
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ff of support? Sorry I must have misheard you, what did you say? You’d like me to give you a what?! A donation to your party?! Why, have you already run out of whiskey & Astro Glide for your...

16. Stephen Green
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...t Lee and Richard Thomas arrested and tried for blasphemy, stopping a cancer charity from taking a £40,000 donation, making your intention to destroy the careers and lives of Mark Thompson and Jonath...

17. Ungrateful bint in Tesco part 2
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

She wouldn't have made a genuine donation anyway, afterall it's our hard earned money that's paying her benefits.

18. Comic Relief
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

That 50p donation has made me feel like a much better person.