1. BLAKE SENTENCED
(Holy News / News)

BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL IS SENTENCED TO 27 MONTHS IN PRISON

2. BOO!
(Holy News / News)

SARAH FERGUSON FRIGHTENS EVERYONE WITH HER FACE

3. I DON'T LIKE RUNWAYS
(Holy News)

BOB GELDOF GETS DELAYED AND ANGRY AT AIRPORT

4. DAY 10: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

MARC BANNERMAN LEAVES THE JUNGLE

5. DISH FACE DISGRACE
(Holy News / News)

SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR HAS ANOTHER POP AT POSH SPICE

6. HAS SOMEONE CUT OUT HER TONGUE?
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSES EMA PERFORMANCE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE MOMENT SHE COMPLETELY BLEW IT

7. FAG HAG
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA CARRIES ON SMOKING AFTER DOCTOR'S ORDERS

8. BRAND OF BOTHER
(Holy News / News)

BRAND BECKHAM FAILS TO CRACK AMERICA

9. Cooking Hell!
(Holy News / News)

Wife-beating drunk Jim Davidson is to appear on Hell's Kitchen

10. The Goody, The Bad and the plain ugly
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody and pals spotted on holiday in Spain

11. HOORAH!
(Holy News / News)

Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been cancelled

12. Day 39: July 8th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Jonathan hits rock bottom

13. Day 20: June 19
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Holy Moly discusses day 20 in the Big Brother house

14. Danielle Lloyd: Malignant Lump
(Holy News / News)

Scouse glamour model and disgraced Celebrity Big Brother star Danielle Lloyd is relieved after disco

15. THE SADDEST PHOTOGRAPH IN THE WORLD
(Holy News / News)

Junkie Pete Doherty face is a fucking disgrace

16. Shake, Prattle and Roll
(Holy News / News)

Tara Palmer Tomkinson gets ready to disgrace herself on Celebrity Fame Academy

17. Britain
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

When a utter contemptible, disgraceful cunt like Piers Morgan can become a TV personality it's time to leave. I hope this nation dies.

18. Don Lane
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...azy cunt who got rid of his wife, so he could keep his tv career going, and making Aussie tv even more of a disgrace then it already was...

19. Elton John
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For owning such an utter disgrace of a picture called Klara And Edda Belly-Dancing and trying to pass it off as art. It is filth and the CUNT should have his knackers chopped off. CUNT

20. False Rumours
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... had died the other day, however the rumour turned out to be completely false. I think it is an absolute disgrace that someone should start such a rumour - words cannot describe how dissapointed I ...

21. H M posters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... bunch of lefty whiners who can't get over the fact their darling Ken Livingstone got beaten. The man was a disgrace to any right thinking Socialist, "Ooh lets invite the provo I R A in for tea, they'...

22. Iraqi executioners
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The hanging of Saddam; What a bloody disgrace, it brought shame on the executioners of the civilised world. That fucking knot looked absolute shit, it was about the size of 5 litres of white emulsion,

23. Margaret
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Absolute fucking outrage of a name, disgraceful cunting name.

24. Middle class hypocrites
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For ranting on about "Disgracefull racism" then proceeding to slag off all working class people as uneducated chav scum. As if staying on at school a few extra years makes you better than me. CUNTS el

25. paper peepers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... off the train and throw the paper away, you should have seen yourself scrambling for that thing. You're a disgrace to the whole free newspaper concept....

26. Premier League All Stars
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...re nominations for The Corner than anything on earth. Even Ainsley Herriot. Why don't they just stick a disgraced, racist ex-commentator on it as well? Oh.......

27. Ricardo Carvalho
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stupid hair, shit player and the dirtiest cheating footballer ever to disgrace the game. What a complete and utter cunt, perfect for a team FULL of cunts.

28. The Farmers Wife
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e, not the villain! All this from a childrens nursery rhyme, read to children as young as 3. What a fucking disgrace. BAN this sick filth before some jobbing chav actors get stabbed to death. ...