1. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

2. TWO MUCH
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS HAVING TWINS

3. LAWYERS 10 SPEARS FAMILY 0
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BRITNEY'S CUSTODY CASE DRAWS TO A CLOSE

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. CAN'T STAND EITHER OF THEM NOW
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KATE MOSS KICKS JAMIE HINCE OUT

6. BALL-GAME
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ALEX RODRIGUEZ AND MADONNA RUMOURS CONTINUE

7. JOHN LYDON'S LOST HIS MOJO
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MOJO AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

8. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
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GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

9. BEYONCE DOING BOND?
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NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING A FLING WITH ROGER MOORE

10. TITANIC MISTAKE?
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KELLY BROOK AND BILLY ZANE BACK TOGETHER?

11. HM INTERROGATES: SARAH CAWOOD
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SARAH CAWOOD ADMITS TO EATING BOGIES

12. THE HORSE WHISPERER
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SARAH HARDING ENGAGED AFTER BOYFRIEND PROPOSES WITH HORSE

13. I'LL SORT MYSELF OUT THEN
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KATE MOSS BUYS HERSELF A 90K ENGAGEMENT RING

14. A HARD KNOCK WIFE
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BEYONCE FINALLY BECOMES MRS Z

15. I'LL MAKE BOND AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE
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AL PACINO TO APPEAR IN NEXT BOND FILM

16. DOUGH-A-BUNGER!
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'BART SIMPSON' GIVES $10M TO SCIENTOLOGY

17. THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER
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THE PRINCE OF BRUNEI BEFRIENDS JADE GOODY

18. FUR COATS FOR NO KNICKERS
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BRITNEY SPEARS GETS WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

19. FOURTH TIME LUCKY
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PATSY KENSIT PREPARES TO MARRY FOR FOURTH TIME

20. BANDA GOLD
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MADONNA'S SON TO MEET HIS NATURAL FATHER AGAIN

21. HOPPING AND MAD
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HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS STELLA MCCARTNEY DID ‘EVIL THINGS’

22. THE HIGH COST OF J-LO LIFE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ'S RECORD LABEL CONSIDER DROPPING HER

23. TILL DEATH US DO PART
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MARRIAGE IS FOR KEEPS SAYS CATHERINE ZETA JONES

24. KYLIE'S LATEST SINGLE RELEASE
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KYLIE MINOGUE MAY NEVER MARRY

25. Clothes hangers threatened with extinction
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Claudia Schiffer says there are no real supermodels anymore

26. Made Of Stone
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Spice Girls create a £1m album cover. It's rubbish

27. Kanye Kick It? No He Can't
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HM reviews last night's Kanye West secret gig

28. Hey, Preacher! Leave The Ritz Alone
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Shaun Ryder faces prosecution for breaking the smoking ban

29. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

30. Dirty Harry in 'The Dead Boring'
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Prince Harry's life story is to be turned into an action film