1. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
(Holy News / News)

PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

2. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
(Holy News / News)

AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

3. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
(Holy News / News)

COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

4. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
(Holy News / News)

ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

5. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
(Holy News / News)

MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

6. CRAZY CRAZY FIGHTS
(Holy News / News)

GENE SIMMONS TAKES ON 'ENTITIES' OVER SEX TAPE

7. SLASH CORDON
(Holy News / News)

SLASH REFUSED TO ALLOW MICHAEL JACKSON NEAR HIS CHILD

8. AULD HAG'S WHINE
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS DOCUMENTARY TO SPILLS THE BEANS

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. Flat roofs in the UK
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... look shit, lack any architectural imagination and with all the sunshine we don't get over here will cause decades of leaking roof problems for the unfortunate cunts inside. Genius. What a bunch of...

11. Julie Burchill
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'I'm a Christian Zionist, as well as a Christian feminist and a Christian socialist. But over the past two decades, almost without me knowing it, the Christian part has become the most important.' Yo

12. Robert Stewart
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ng to have sex with his bicycle. Actually pop the judge in here as well for the comment, ""In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is...

13. BREACH
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...erative Robert Hanssen was found guilty of treason against America.  Over a period of more than two decades, Hanssen systematically and deliberately sold his country’s key intelligenc...