1. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News)

Danny Rampling's manual to success

4. DUMB BONGO
(Holy News / News)

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TALKS ABOUT CHILDBIRTH

5. DEAR AMY...
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT

6. MASTER CAST
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM

7. THAT'S NOT KERRY
(Holy News / News)

MARK CROFT LEAVES NIGHTCLUB WITH MYSTERY WOMAN

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. EX UTERO?
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE WAS ADVISED TO ABORT KURT COBAIN'S CHILD

10. ALL KNOCKED UP?
(Holy News / News)

LISA MARIE PRESLEY PREGNANT FOR THIRD TIME?

11. WIN AQA BOOKS
(Holy News / Competition)

TEN ANY QUESTION ANSWERED BOOKS FOR GRABS

12. DAY 12: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

JOHN LEAVES THE JUNGLE. PHEW

13. Call The Cavalry
(Holy News / News)

Lily Allen helps out at BBC Three

14. Impure And Simple
(Holy News / News)

Sir Elton John wanted to have dinner with Danny from 'Hearsay'

15. Guy Ritchie: Too Busy To Travel
(Holy News / News)

Guy Ritchie: Too Busy To TravelGuy Ritchie claims he was too busy to accompany Madonna on her last t

16. IS THAT YOU DANNY FOSTER?
(Holy News / News)

Dannny Foster lookalike mimes to Kate Bush

17. IS THAT YOU DANNY FOSTER?
(Holy News / News)

Hear'Say lookalike mimes to song

18. Danny Dyer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stupid arrogant cockney twat givvin it 'awright my son' to hoolies the land over & 'fackin orf' soon as it warms up so he and his twitchy soft-arse producer don't get the bangin they duly deserve. How

19. Danny Dyer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Take your tiresome geezer mannerisms and your irritating shitkicking cockney accent and stick it up your arse, you fucking weapon.

20. Danny Dyer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for walking, talking and acting like a cunt. just because you once played a hardman in a movie, doesnt make you a hardman. it was a film you cunt and you are a terrible actor.

21. Danny Wallace
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The cunts cunt.

22. Embrace
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Like Dido, but for men. Had the pleasure of saying that to Danny once, he didn't find it funny. The cunt.

23. Torch bearer chooser
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...re 5.18pm Ellen MacArthur, on a boat from West Ferry Circus, Canary Wharf Pier to Pier Jetty 5.49pm Danny Crates, running from QE II Pier to The Queen’s Walk 5.52pm Theo Walcott, running from...

24. Danny Boyle
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For even trying to get Ewan 'prima donna' McGregor to play Renton in Porno. Fingers crossed Danny.

25. news reporter on bbc1
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ersyside on the grannie who has been cleared of charges who's dog killed her grandaughter.... his name.. Danny Savage. ...

26. Danny Wallace is a less manly version of Sue Perki...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Danny Wallace is a less manly version of Sue Perkins

27. THE WHIP
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

... band' being the most depressing term in modern language. But fear not, because these two, Bruce and Danny are fucking brilliant.   A bit New Rave but with songs that make you want to act...