1. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

2. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

3. BEGGING FOR MERCY
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DUFFY TEETERS ON EDGE OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

6. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

7. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

8. DROOPY PIANIST
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS TO PLAY LIBERACE IN MOVIE

9. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

10. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

11. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

12. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD

15. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

16. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

17. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

18. 28 LAYS LATER
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SIENNA MILLER HAS BEEN LIVING WITH BALTHAZAR FOR A MONTH

19. A KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
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DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE GALLERY

20. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

21. WIN A PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM
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PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM UP FOR GRABS

22. SIN-DY MILLER
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SIENNA MILLER'S ALLEGED LOVER ATTEMPTS RECONCILIATION

23. YAWN BABY YAWN
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS TALKS ABOUT HER NEW CHILD

24. PIC OF THE WEEK
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LIZ JONES 'ROUGHS' IT AT GLASTONBURY... OR DOES SHE...

25. MITCH OF THE DAY
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S DAD GIVES HIS DAILY BRIEFING TO THE PRESS

26. VIOLATOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

27. I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT
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DAILY MAIL COCKUP

28. FANTASTIC FOUR-DAY-OLD
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JESSICA ALBA QUICK TO CASH IN ON THE BIRTH OF HER DAUGHTER

29. PIC OF THE WEEK
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

30. CANNES YOU KINK IT?
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DID MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TAKE A SEX SWING ON HOLIDAY?