1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. Tell me about it...
(Holy News / News)

A celeb spotted on crutches in Los Angeles

3. PULL THE OTHER ONE LOVE...
(Holy News / News)

PULL THE OTHER ONE LOVE...

4. Bone healing
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Now I'm off crutches I get no attention from hot caring types even though walking now hurts like a bastard.

5. Heather Mills
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...he knee, she still has 1.5 perfectly functional lower limbs... that barely counts as a disability! Get some crutches woman and shut the fuck up. c) Nobody would do anything to Heather with the expr...

6. People who can''t read signs
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... in words of one syllable or less? I''m so sorry you just dragged yourself up three flights of stairs on crutches but there is a lift. I told you there was a lift. And there's a clue on how to find...

7. The fat woman with the monk cut from the
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d just fucked my knee up, the first thing I would be worried about was when I would be able to walk without crutches, then finding the numbskull who had left the water on the floor for me to slip up o...