1. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

2. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

3. CAN'T LET IT BE
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SIR PAUL SET TO WED FOR A THIRD TIME?

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

5. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

6. DEER JONES
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VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

7. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

8. DRIVING MRS CRAZY
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MORGAN FREEMAN IS GETTING A POST CAR-CRASH DIVORCE

9. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. SHAKES ON A PLANE
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POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

14. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

15. LIVING LA VIDEO LOHAN
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MORE FOOTAGE OF THE LOHAN REALITY TV SHOW

16. NULL POINTS
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PAMELA ANDERSON UNCLEAR ABOUT MEANING OF 'ANNULMENT'

17. RED-FACED BARRON
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BARRON HILTON AVOIDS GOING TO JAIL FOR DRINK DRIVING

18. LET IT BLEED
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KEITH RICHARDS GIVES SLEEP WARNING TO DAVID BLAINE

19. CARCRASH-A-BLANCA
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MADONNA TO REMAKE 'CASABLANCA' AND STAR IN THE LEAD ROLE

20. A CAR CRASH NAMED 'MISS DIRE'
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO APPEAR ON LONDON STAGE?

21. LEGEND OF THE CARIBBEAN
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JOHNNY DEPP RECORDS TAPE TO BRING GIRL OUT OF COMA

22. RIHANNA-GATE
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THE JAY-Z-RIHANNA SAGA CONTINUES

23. WRECK THE HALL WITH JOWLS AND FOLLY
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PETE DOHERTY TO PLAY THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL

24. MAN COMES TO SENSES
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PAPARAZZO QUITS OVER BRITNEY DRAMA

25. PAPARAZZI 1 BRITNEY 0
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Britney forced into hospital for mental illness by mother

26. I KNOW WHO NOMINATED ME
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOMINATED FOR GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD

27. HE AIN'T XENU, HE'S MY PARTNER
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'LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE' SAYS HIS MOVIE PARTNER

28. OOPS, I... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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BRITNEY MISSES THE START OF HER LATEST COURT HEARING

29. HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
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GAIL PORTER MOANS ABOUT HER LARGE BREASTS

30. MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS
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KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN