1. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

2. BLAKE SENTENCED
(Holy News / News)

BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL IS SENTENCED TO 27 MONTHS IN PRISON

3. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
(Holy News / News)

CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

4. NON MERCY
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON MAKES DUFFY CRY

5. STAND BY ME
(Holy News / News)

DONALD SUTHERLAND TALKS ABOUT WRITING LETTERS TO KIEFER WHEN HE WAS IN PRISON

6. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

7. FLIGHT OF THE SEAGAL
(Holy News / News)

STALLONE RELATES TALES OF FIGHTING MOVIE STARS

8. GREEK IN FIT OF PIQUE
(Holy News / News)

PETER ANDRE SAYS LIAM GALLAGHER IS A COWARD

9. SLOWHAND'S LIGHT FINGERS
(Holy News / News)

ERIC CLAPTON STOLE GEORGE HARRISON'S WIFE OUT OF JEALOUSLY

10. Come On World, You Can Get Through This
(Holy News / News)

Daniel Bedingfield has album full of songs stolen

11. You're Pitiful
(Holy News / News)

James Blunt: a coward around women

12. Gilbert and George
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Pair of fucking limp wristed cowardly "artist" cunts. They'll try to court controversy by taking the piss out of Jesus but I bet the pair of lame twat-dodgers wouldn't dare to do the same about Mohamm

13. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... a whisper of this top story. Not a word. You'd think being shamed and fined had never happened. You cowardly cunts. Oh and that's the last time I'M phoning in to answer questions like: What ...

14. Kidnapped 15 British Soldiers in Iran.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... bottled it when just a couple of Iranians turned up and said "come this way please". Meek, no bottle, cowardly khaki cunts. King Leonardis would have sorted the fuckers out no problem....

15. Lampard, Gerrard & Carragher
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...o do exactly what you are paid for, your bottle goes and you spectacularly fuck up. Then you act like cowards, keep schtum, avoid the press and pretend it never happened as the fat scouser fucked ...

16. Little oiks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...eena''s after your ''Shock & Awe'' bombardment thus not giving me a chance to retaliate is an act of pure cowardice. Little pre-pubescent hit and run happy slapping CUNTS....

17. My Girlfriends' Mates
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...hance to get really venal behind the backs of their so-called "friends". Never have I met such a bunch of cowardly, two-faced, self-opinionated cunts. It's quite clear they all fucking hate one anothe...

18. The British People
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...u do with it? You bitch about your pathetic little lives on an stupid little website which provides you cowards with the anonymous status you have craved since the Second World War. English, Brave...

19. The management at Gatwick Airport
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...are they? Hiding upstairs in their cunting offices counting their cunting cash from the recent takeover. Cowardly, invisible, useless cunts maybe sums them up - sending out the johnny no stars to dea...

20. Youth of today.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Knife wielding gun toting cowards who will shoot you in the back for a bag of cola cubes. What's wrong with sorting out your differences with a competitive game of split the kipper?