1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

3. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

4. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

5. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

6. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

7. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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Danny Rampling's manual to success

8. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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9. AH-HA!
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200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

12. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

13. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

14. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

15. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

16. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

17. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

18. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

19. I'M NO SLUT!
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SIENNA MILLER WISHES THE MEDIA WOULD STOP PORTRAYING HER AS A 'HOMEWRECKER'

20. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

23. I WROTE THISH
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SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

24. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

25. A DROP IN THE OCEAN'S
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BRAD AND ANGELINA QUALIFY FOR CHILD BENEFIT

26. SPORTY BECOMES BABY
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MEL C IS PREGNANT!

27. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

28. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
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LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

29. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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30. NEWSMOUND
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