1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. CARRIE ON SMOKING
(Holy News / News)

MATTHEW BRODERICK STRUGGLES TO GIVE UP SMOKING

3. VIOLATOR
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

4. SHUT UP, HAEMORRHOID!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 6

5. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS GOES TO A PARTY WITH HER FATHER

6. CARRY ON KATONA
(Holy News / News)

MACKENZIE CROOK SAYS KERRY KATONA COULD BE THE NEW BARBARA WINDSOR

7. AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE
(Holy News / News)

STEVE-O FROM JACKASS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

8. EIN-STONE
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE GETS HER CIGARETTE FACTS WRONG

9. KERRY SMOKING FOR TEN OR TWENTY
(Holy News / News)

KERRY CAUGHT SMOKING CIGARETTES DURING A PHOTO SHOOT

10. ERM...
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLENS BABY'S HEALTH IS OF THE UPMOST IMPORTANCE TO HER, SO ARE CIGARETTES

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

TWO MEN COMPETE FOR JOB ON SEX LINE

12. SCENT OF A FISHWIFE
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO LAUNCH HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

13. ONE KANGAROO ANUS PLEASE!
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

I'M A CELEBRITY SET TO BEGIN

14. FAG HAG
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA CARRIES ON SMOKING AFTER DOCTOR'S ORDERS

15. MENTHOL CASE
(Holy News / News)

PREGNANT KERRY KATONA STILL SMOKES

16. ASH ENTERTAINMENT
(Holy News / News)

PAUL WELLER FACES A FINE FOR SMOKING ON STAGE

17. WHAT A CATCH!
(Holy News / News)

Early photos of Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil leaked on the internet

18. Not Doing It For The Kids
(Holy News / News)

The Britney Spears car crash becomes a multiple vehicle pile-up

19. Hilton: Never High
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton claims to have never taken drugs

20. Day 18: June 17th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 18 in the Big Brother house

21. Cough At The Moon
(Holy News / News)

Ozzy Osbourne believes nicotine is the most addictive drug

22. WHAT AMY SHOULD HAVE WORN
(Holy News / News)

Holy Moly readers create their own wino wedding dress

23. Bloom With A View (Of A Stalker)
(Holy News / News)

Orlando Bloom tells Gotham magazine of his cool response to finding a female stalker hiding in his h

24. Alistar Darling
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Cigarettes - 11p dearer Spirits - 55p dearer Wine - 14p dearer Listen up you badger faced cunt, If this Country hadn't been unrelentingly shat on from a great height by "New" Labour cuntoids like

25. cigarettes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

the pleasure derived from smoking is inversely proportional to the duration of your habit. crafty cunts.

26. King size silver Rizla
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Walked all the way to the 24-hr garage at midfuckingnight to get some cigarettes. Aching for a joint after a 'mare of a day. Schlepped home in the rain to find only one Rizla left. Which tore whilst b

27. polish immigrant birds
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for having really hot bodies, insatiable sexual appetites and smoking strong-as-fuck cigarettes constantly.

28. Scrounging cigarettes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...fucking one of them! And no, I won't accept a 20p piece covered in pocket lint as fair payment for one of my cigarettes. Fuck off and buy your own, cunts!...

29. Stop Smoking adverts
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...hen every other fucking ad on the box is about quitting smoking, or how many dangerous chemicals there are in cigarettes. And all the non-smokers telling me that quitting really should be my New Year...

30. Superman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Had a nice little earner getting royalties from Superman sweet cigarettes in the seventies and then come the eighties he starts fighting Nick O'Teen and loses it all - Superman, cunt of a bu