1. FIGHTING TALK
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PAMELA ANDERSON CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY JORDAN IS FAMOUS. HELLO, MCFLY?

2. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

3. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

4. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

5. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

6. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

7. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

8. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

9. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

10. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

11. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

12. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

13. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

14. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

15. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

16. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

17. SOCKS AND BECKS
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POSH ADMITS TO WEARING LOTION FILLED SOCKS AND GLOVES IN BED

18. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

19. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

20. UGLY IN PINK
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MORE OF JORDAN'S EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING LINE FOR CHILDREN (APPARENTLY)

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

23. NANNY KNOWS BEST
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JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

24. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

25. THE LAST POST
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EVEN SIENNA MILLER'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS UNHAPPY WITH HER

26. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

27. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

28. PREGNANT, ACTUALLY
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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY RECKONS GETTING UP THE DUFF MAY DISPEL ANOREXIA RUMOURS

29. AAARGHHHHHH!
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MADONNA PERFORMS AT WEMBLEY LOOKING REMARKABLY LIKE SKELETOR

30. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?