1. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
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JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

2. LEGGING IT
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LINDSAY LOHAN LAUNCHES NEW RANGE OF LEGGINGS

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RYANAIR BOSS PROMISES FREE BLOWJOBS ON BOARD FLIGHTS

4. HIT MY BABY
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BRITNEY SPEARS HEADS OFF TO HELP SISTER GIVE BIRTH

5. CARMEN - HAVE A GO
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CARMEN ELECTRA LAUNCHES RANGE OF PORTABLE STRIPPER POLES

6. WIG AND ATHLETIC
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BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE FOR SALE?

7. A SQUINTER'S TALE
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PARIS HILTON MAKES A VISIT TO SELFRIDGES

8. SUGAR KLUM
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HEIDI KLUM GIVES POSH SPICE CAKES FOR HER BIRTHDAY

9. HERBIE: FULLY FRONTAL
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LINDSAY LOHAN TO STRIP FOR NEW FILM ROLE

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

12. EVERY COLE'S NOT A GOAL
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CHERYL BANS ASHLEY FROM SEX

13. JORDAN'S JUMBOS
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JORDAN TO BUY HER OWN PRIVATE PLANE

14. YOU'RE 16, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU'RE ANYBODY'S
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JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS HAS A RELAXED ATTITUDE TO SEX

15. HOTTIE, NOTTIE, FLOPPY
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PARIS HILTON'S NEW FILM HAS POOR OPENING AT BOX OFFICE

16. GOOD GIRL GONE FAD
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RIHANNA LAUNCHES BROLLY RANGE, A BIT BLOODY LATE

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. JAMIE OLIVER ANNOYED WITH SAINSBURY'S OVER CHICKENS
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ADD A DASH OF HYPOCRISY...

19. PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HUM 'EM
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MC HAMMER TO START HIS OWN DANCE WEBSITE

20. THIS IS A CALL
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Do you have the HM Factor?

21. WANNABID
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SPICE GIRLS CONCERT TICKETS AVAILABLE CHEAP ON EBAY

22. AND WE DON'T CARE
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THE UK IS MEDIOCRE SAYS JOHN LYDON

23. BRONSON LITER
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SYLVESTER STALLONE MAY REMAKE DEATH WISH

24. THE HIGH COST OF J-LO LIFE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ'S RECORD LABEL CONSIDER DROPPING HER

25. DON'T TAKE THE PEE!
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BRITNEY ASKS FOR RANDOM DRUGS TESTING TO BE SUSPENDED

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. BRAND OF BOTHER
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BRAND BECKHAM FAILS TO CRACK AMERICA

28. Nanny Nose Pest
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Victoria Beckham runs out of nannies

29. Eau De Madge
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Don't visit Madonna's house - you'll come back stinking

30. The Katie Price is Right
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Jordan wishes to trademark the name Katie Price