1. BIG PICK POCKET
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BIG BROTHER LOSER GETS PICK POCKETED

2. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

3. OOPS!
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CHANTELLE FALLS OVER AND FLASHES UNSUSPECTING MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC

4. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

5. BATHTIME FOR CHANELLE
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CHANELLE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND

6. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

7. WHO IS MAKING AN ARSE OF HERSELF (AGAIN)?
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Z-LIST CELEBRITY GETS HER ARSE OUT

8. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
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JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

9. SOUP OF THE DAY
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CALUM BEST GOES OUT WITH BLACK EYE

10. I WANT IT TO STOP
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CHANELLE ABOUT TO RELEASE DEBUT SINGLE 'I WANT IT'

11. BIG EAR BOTHERER
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CHANELLE PLANS TO RELEASE FUNKY HOUSE SINGLE

12. BEIGE RAGE
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CHANTELLE MOANS ABOUT HER MARRIAGE TO PRESTON

13. JORDAN'S BIG BOOB
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JORDAN TO HAVE SECOND BREAST REDUCTION

14. STORM IN A D-CUP
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JORDAN DECLARES THAT BIG BOOBS ARE OUT OF FASHION

15. LIKE A VIRGIN
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CHANTELLE FEELS LIKE A VIRGIN AFTER BOOB JOB

16. TOTALLY DIVORCING JODIE MARSH
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JODIE MARSH DIVORCES HUSBAND SHE MARRIED ON MTV

17. BOYS WILL BE BOYS
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CHANTELLE HOUGHTON TALKS ABOUT UNCARING PRESTON

18. A BIG BOTHER
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THE OPENING OF HMV IN KENT

19. BLACK ARMBANDS AT THE READY
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CHANTELLE AND PRESTON GRANTED DIVORCE

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. Isn't it amazing what you can find on Facebook?
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A motley collection of 'celebrities' found on Facebook

23. Day 89: 28th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle re-enters the house for a couple of minutes

24. HOORAH!
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Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been cancelled

25. Cunt Soup
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Big Brother rejects screech and preen for the cameras

26. 'Love' On The Rocks - Ain't No Big Surprise
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Chantelle and Preston to divorce

27. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

28. SHE'S NOT BITTER
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Jodie slams Chantelle

29. SHE'S NOT BITTER
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Jodie Marsh is fuming about not being the biggest Essex bimbo on the block

30. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!