1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. MEL AND GRIM
(Holy News / News)

MEL GIBSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS MEET UP AGAIN

3. ANGELINA'S BUNDLES OF JOY!
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLIE GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS

4. MAD AND MAX
(Holy News / News)

MEL GIBSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS GO ON HOLIDAY TOGETHER

5. RISKY BUSINESS
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE IS ASKED TO BE GODFATHER TO J.LO'S TWINS

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

7. TAKING THE PENIS
(Holy News / News)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA WELCOMES HER NEWLY-CIRCUMCISED SON HOME WITH PENIS BALLOONS

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. Holmes Alone
(Holy News / News)

Separate rooms for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

10. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

11. Holmes and Kindergarten
(Holy News / News)

Tom Cruise is reportedly being more controlling over his wife Katie Holmes and the upbringing of the

12. Anne Hathaway: The Devil Eats Tuna?
(Holy News / News)

Is Hollywood starlet Anne Hathaway an in-the-closet lesbian?

13. Naomi Campbell Seeks New Assistant
(Holy News / News)

Supermodel Naomi Campbell seeks a new assistant through a reality TV show.

14. Catholic priests
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Wouldnt know one if it bit them on the knob

15. Orangemen
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For marching through Catholic neighbourhoods. When you're not stoning schoolgirls, that is. Not exactly Medecins sans Frontieres, are you? Have you really got nothing better to do with lives, you stup

16. Preachy girls at work
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Fuck off back to Catholic school. Sanctimonious cunts. Either that or wait for me in the disabled toilet with your skirt up and pants down.

17. Rev Paisley
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...a dispute with her parents about joining the Free Presbyterian Church. He attempted to use her as an anti-Catholic propaganda stunt and would not inform police where she was. Paisley was later ordered...

18. Skinny jeans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ate your figure. because let's face it; if we wanted you to look like 12-year-old boys, then we'd all be catholic priests. And as for the "blokes" who wear them, just hang yourselves, you fucking ...

19. The Catholic Church
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For many many many reasons, but most recently for its interference in what could become life changing research thanks to its vastly out dated and presposterous beliefs about modern life, humanity and

20. the news of the world
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Model knows coke dealer. p2 Pope is possibly Catholic, shock p6 Bear in shitting in woods drama.

21. Scientology makes Catholocism seem almost plausibl...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Scientology makes Catholocism seem almost plausible

22. No Catholic has ever bought a rosary necklace in T...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

No Catholic has ever bought a rosary necklace in Topman.