1. SLIPPERY IN DEBT
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BON JOVI SUED FOR 400 BILLION DOLLARS. YES, 400 BILLION DOLLARS

2. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

3. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

4. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

5. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

6. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

7. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

8. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

9. UGLY IN PINK
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MORE OF JORDAN'S EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING LINE FOR CHILDREN (APPARENTLY)

10. DEAD MAN WALKING
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HALLOWEEN INSPIRES THE QUESTIONABLE RESURRECTION OF HEATH LEDGER

11. I WANNA BE... BUTTERY
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JOHN LYDON TO BE THE FACE OF BUTTER BRAND

12. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

13. SEND IN THE CLOWN
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NEW BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUM IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

14. FAMILY MISFORTUNES
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VERNON KAY STILL ALIVE DESPITE REPORTS

15. CASH BACK!
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BRITNEY'S MOTHER PROUD AT HER DAUGHTER'S COMEBACK

16. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

17. BACK TO BLACK EYES
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AMY WINEHOUSE CLASHES WITH PHOTOGRAPHERS ON LATEST NIGHT OUT

18. MAID FOR TV
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'MAID IN MANHATTAN' TO BE A TV SERIES

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

21. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE

22. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE?
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DENISE RICHARDS TRIES TO STOP CHARLIE SHEEN SEEING HIS CHILDREN

25. MISER-ALBA
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JESSICA ALBA FAILS TO GET EMOTIONAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH

26. THE KID STAYS OUT OF THE PICTURE
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NO SIGN OF NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY DAUGHTER YET

27. OOPS, SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS BACK WITH HER BRITISH BOYFRIEND

28. MY NAME IS FLUTE
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NICOLE KIDMAN HAS PLANNED OUT HER BIRTHING MUSIC

29. OH GOD, THERE'S MORE OF THEM!
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LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A SECRET SISTER

30. HIT MY BABY
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BRITNEY SPEARS HEADS OFF TO HELP SISTER GIVE BIRTH