1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DAVID BLAINE'S LATEST THRILLING STUNT ENDS IN FARCE

2. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

3. THE HALF-PORN WINCE
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE WARNS OF POTENTIAL ONSTAGE SHRINKAGE

4. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. MILLER'S MERKIN
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SIENNA MILLER'S PUBES DIGITALLY ENHANCED FOR NEW FILM

7. NEWSMOUND
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8. PRE PUBIC ENEMY
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FLAVOR FLAV CLAIMS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY AGE SIX

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. SCHOOLGIRL ERROR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL'S AGENT GIVES BAD EXCUSES FOR 'DRUNKENESS'

11. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. THIS BOOT WAS MADE FOR TALKING
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JESSICA SIMPSON CREDITS TONY ROMO WITH CAREER REVIVAL

14. 'P' IS FOR 'PRETENTIOUS'
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ASHTON KUTCHER URINATES OUTSIDE EVERY MORNING

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

17. INDIA STRAITS
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LINDSAY LOHAN FALLS OUT WITH HER FATHER AGAIN

18. CRUISE MEETS VILLAGE PEOPLE?
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TOM CRUISE ANECDOTE CUT FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE MEMOIR

19. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

20. KISSING COUSINS?
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MANY HIGH PROFILE US FIGURES ARE RELATED

21. BIG EAR BOTHERER
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CHANELLE PLANS TO RELEASE FUNKY HOUSE SINGLE

22. SLACK EYED PEAS
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FERGIE MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP

23. FROM ZERO TO HERO
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NME AWARDS RESULTS

24. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

25. STROP GERE
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SYLVESTER STALLONE AND RICHARD GERE AT LOGGERHEADS

26. WILLY ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN'S BROTHER TOLD TO TRIM PUBIC HAIR

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. YOU KNOW SHE'S NO GOOD (OR IS SHE?)
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AMY WINEHOUSE NOMINATED AS VILLAIN OF THE YEAR

29. HEY BABY
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GWEN STEFANI PREGNANT WITH SECOND CHILD

30. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS HANGS OUT WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIST DAVID ICKE