1. Richard Hammond
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

With your dyed hair and surfer beads, complete with the sort of clothes you see 17 year old boys buying in Burtons on a Saturday. Your whole demeanour SCREAMS 'MID LIFE CRISIS'. You jumped up little

2. The FA
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...NATIONAL EXPRESS: WHAT THE FUCK???...................UMBRO??????? Oh and don't we get our suits made by BURTONS????...