1. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

2. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

3. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

4. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

7. NEWSMOUND
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8. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

9. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

10. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

11. WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL
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RADIOHEAD FRONTMAN SNUBS RONAN KEATING

12. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

13. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

14. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

15. WIN FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS FOR THE MOBO AWARDS
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FIVE PAIRS OF MOBO TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. IN OTHER NEWS - WATER IS WET
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Noel Gallagher in bleeding obvious Amy Winehouse shocker statement

18. NOT LOVING AYDA INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS SPLITS FROM LONG TERM LOVE

19. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

20. SEND IN THE CLOWN
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NEW BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUM IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

21. OUR EYES!!!!!!!
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CHEEKY GIRLS POSE FOR 'HOLIDAY SNAPS'

22. KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY
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RUMER WILLIS ADMITS TO CRUSH ON STEPDAD KUTCHER

23. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

24. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

25. BLEEDING HOOVES
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LEONA WANTS TO GO HORSE RIDING WITH JORDAN

26. WHO IS MAKING AN ARSE OF HERSELF?
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JESSIE WALLACE'S SISTER PUTS IMPORTANT MESSAGE ON HER ARSE

27. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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NOEL GALLAGHER ATTACKED ON STAGE IN TORONTO

30. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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