1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. THE BIG BREAK-UP
(Holy News / News)

KELLY BROOK SPLITS FROM BILLY ZANE

3. BAFTA AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA TELEVISION AWARD WINNERS

4. WHAT A SUCKER
(Holy News / News)

DEMI MOORE USES LEECHES TO FEEL YOUNGER

5. WHO'S PLAYING RON?
(Holy News / News)

RIDLEY SCOTT TO MAKE REAGAN GORBACHEV FILM

6. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS
(Holy News / News)

ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?

7. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
(Holy News / News)

Americas next top model is the most irritating thing in the world

8. DUDE, WHERE'S THAT BAR?
(Holy News / News)

ASHTON KUTCHER'S PARTY MAY HAVE INFECTED THE 'A' LIST

9. GRAMMY GRADUATION
(Holy News / News)

KANYE, WINO AND THE OTHER MAIN WINNERS FROM THE GRAMMYS

10. THE CORPSE RIDE
(Holy News / News)

TESS DALY DOES NOT FIND BRUCE FORSYTH SEXY

11. DUMB AND BURMA
(Holy News / News)

JIM CARREY CHALLENGES U.N. TO BE TOUGH ON MYANMAR

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

14. Bruce bounces on and off Blunt's ex
(Holy News / News)

Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova have been at it for ages

15. Who-yoo Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
(Holy News / News)

Bruce Willis denies he is dating Barrymore

16. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

17. UK HALL OF LAME
(Holy News / News)

UK HALL OF LAME

18. Ashton Kutcher
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...aseball cap properly and stop shouting and hollering at us like we are all brain dead fuckwit Americans. Bruce Willis should've slapped you silly for interfering with his old lady. A pox on MTV for po...

19. Facebook Users
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...nce (8:35pm) Alan has completed the 'likeness challenge' Malcolm has bumthumped Keith Keith has poked Bruce, Clive & Katie and uploaded 54 mindnumbingly pointless photos and tagge 14 drunked twats ...

20. Ken Bruce
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Be honest, when Wogan finishes and Ken Bruce starts can anyone tell the difference? Cunt.

21. News readers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Fiona Bruce (on the diana anniversary) - 'and over to our royal correspondant, Can you tell us how the boys are feeling today?' - Hmmmmm let me guess - they are extatic, over the moon, infact some wou

22. Sheila's Wheels
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... a bunch of lager swilling, corked hat wearing blokes did a car insurance ad for men only and called it 'Bruce's Wheels' women would be up in fucking arms....

23. That cocky cunt I barred from my boozer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Your chin is as big as Bruce Forsythe and that night you had the fight we all watched your best mate get off with your wife and it ain't the first time either you mug cunt. Everyone that has met you h

24. UK Music Hall Of Fame
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...as they are, how is it that Bon Jovi gets into the UK Music Hall Of Fame ahead of felllow New Jersey-ite Bruce Springsteen? And Robbie Williams as one of the inaugural 10? What a cunt that is! U...

25. BBC Radio 2
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For effortlessly switching between Terry Wogan and Ken Bruce every morning and me never noticing.... 10/10 for continuity.

26. Bruce Campbell
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being in the Evil Dead movies, and delivering some of the most intentionally hilarious gung-ho lines ever. For being grateful to his fans and not getting above his station. For making me say &quot

27. Bruce Forsyth
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

A man whose all-rounder abilities, easy charm, and professionalism transcend such redunant ideas as 'hip' and who manages to bridge generation gaps without needing any condescending reinventions or th

28. Bruce Parry
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Tribe presenter - top man, goes around to tribes around the planet basically trying whatever it is they use to get off their nuts under the guise that he's just trying to embace their culture. Getting

29. Bruce Parry (presenter of Tribe)
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

for using the study of indigenous tribes as an excuse to get naked and experiment with some serious drugs on prime time BBC.

30. Bruce Springsteen
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Finally someone with talent and class plays in the Emirates Stadium.