1. HOORAY FOR THE OLYMPICS!
(Holy News / News)

OLYMPIC COVERAGE OF WOMEN'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL (AND FENCING)

2. MILLER'S MERKIN
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER'S PUBES DIGITALLY ENHANCED FOR NEW FILM

3. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
(Holy News / News)

jack black is the most predictable person on earth

4. GO ON, GIS A QUID
(Holy News / News)

GISELE BUNDCHEN IS NAMED THE HIGEST EARNING MODEL

5. GOLDEN BALLS
(Holy News / News)

RONALDO GETS INTO FIGHT WITH THREE TRANSVESTITES

6. STAND BY YOUR BAN
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL REFUSES TO FLY BRITISH AIRWAYS

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. SNATCH OF THE DAY
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER WINS DAMAGES FROM THE NEWS OF THE WORLD

9. SHIRLEY YOU'RE JOKING
(Holy News / News)

SHIRLEY MACLAINE DEMANDS UFO FILES RELEASED

10. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM GREEN BANANAS?
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY BORRELL'S UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND

11. Gandhi’s Randy Gland
(Holy News / News)

Sir Ben Kingsley marries a Brazilian waitress

12. Waste money the Vicky Way
(Holy News / News)

How to have legs like Victoria Beckham (eat nothing)

13. 'Superglue' Adhesive Pantyliners
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

....do not apply to underwear in poorly-lit conditions....Next visit to loo CAN and WILL result in warpspeed BRAZILIAN WAX should said pantyliner have been inadvertently applied adhesive side-up!!! ...WH...

14. BBC Sport
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...though they only need four points to win the league". Twattish, filler journalism. What do you expect? Brazil refuse to celebrate the world cup, despite only needing to win 7 more games to lift it....

15. Brazilian waxes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Hurts like buggery (with none of the attached pleasure). One painful cunt. Also, isn't t there something a bit wrong and sick about a bloke constantly on at his missus to get one done? I'd have half t

16. Brazilians
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stylish Cunts.

17. Charles de Menezes' family
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Take your cheque and fuck off to brazil you cunts.

18. David Beckham's Soccer Schools
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For setting up a soccer school in Rio De Janeiro. Brazil qualify for every major international tournament, and usually go on and win it. If there is one thing Brazil doesn't need it's lessons form the

19. Razors
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I decided to give myself a speedy brazillian this morning. I cut myself.

20. The flying Brazilian priest with the hel
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5geOKyG0MVGdO4y7C1wpgT62mD7YQD9070OE01 How ironic that Darwin's theory should be so ably proven by a man of god.

21. Becks Vier Advert
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Beer and a fit Brazillian bird jumping up and down in a bikini, what more do you fucking want?!??!?!?

22. Brazilian women
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... as hell, their angels in the kitchen, whores in the bedroom, they give you a bona fida excuse to support Brazil at the world cup and you receive instant kudos from another man the moment you tell the...

23. Jamie Carragher
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... due. The tackles he was putting in against Barcelona was scaring the shit out of them. That buck tooth brazillian cunt did not know what hit him. Well played son, you have prematurely moved from be...

24. Met Cop who shot robber
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Despite going through a nightmare following the death of that innocent Brazilian chap, (Who was shot on the say so of idiot senior officers and wank Army surveillance teams), this bloke is still man e

25. Micheal Caine
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...er, The Italian Job, The Ipcress Files, Alfie, etc. etc. etc. He owns top restaurants, his missus is a Brazilian goddess, and he is a bloody nice bloke. I am typing this standing up and one hand...

26. Socrates. Brazilian midfield god
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...or yet smoked 40 a day and drank like a basking shark and this was a well known fact thus proving ROML re Brazilian footballers is nonsense. ...

27. This is a rule of modern life - do not ignore this...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

This is a rule of modern life - do not ignore this one again. All Brazillian footballers, according to the media, grew up in the shanty town slum areas of Rio wearing only rags and all they did from

28. When ever somebody says they are from Brazil or so...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

When ever somebody says they are from Brazil or something else about the country, you will automatticaly nod and say "Ahh, Brazilian" and be thinking about something completely different.