1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

3. NEWSMOUND
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4. ATOMIC FITTEN
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KATONA PLANS A LOT OF SURGERY TO REGAIN SIZE EIGHT FIGURE

5. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

6. LILY'S BOOB BOOB
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LILY ALLEN DENIES PUBLICITY SEEKING WHEN SHE GOT HER NIPPLES OUT

7. SHE'S CREATING A MONSTER
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JORDAN'S DAUGHTER HAS OVER 100 PAIRS OF SHOES

8. HOTEL BOOBY-LON
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS BUILDING HER OWN HOTEL

9. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

10. I WISH I'D GONE TO MAGALUF NOW
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 40

11. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 39

12. WE STARTED OFF NAKED
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 38

13. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

14. KEEP MARIO IN!!!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36

15. MAKING A SILK PURSE OF OUT OF A SOW'S EAR
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JADE GOODY TO HAVE MORE PLASTIC SURGERY

16. MEAT HEAD VS BOOB WOMAN!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 35

17. AMY WHOREHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE SIMULATES SEX ON PRISON VISIT

18. PUT HER DOWN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE HAS BEEN!
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JADE GOODY BREAKS A RICKSHAW ON NIGHT OUT

19. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

20. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE NICEY, NICEY STUFF!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 26

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24

23. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. O JUBBERS, WHERE ART THOU?
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DID GEORGE CLOONEY DUMP GIRLFRIEND OVER BOOB JOB?

26. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

27. LILY'S LITTLEST THINGS AGAIN
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LILY ALLEN TOLD OFF BY FLAVIO BRIATORE

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. NEWSMOUND
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30. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE