1. A LOAD OF KABUL
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JUDE LAW CALLS FOR AFGHAN INSURGENTS TO DOWN WEAPONS

2. WIN TICKETS TO LOOP FESTIVAL IN BRIGHTON
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TICKETS TO BRIGHTON FESTIVAL UP FOR GRABS

3. CRUSHUA TREE
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WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

4. THE EDGE OF REASON
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BONO COMPARES THE EDGE TO VINCENT VAN GOGH

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

7. DOSHUA TREE
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U2 SIGN 12 YEAR DEAL WITH LIVE NATION FOR OVER 100M DOLLARS

8. WIN LIMITED EDITION U23D POSTERS
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FIVE EXCLUSIVE POSTERS FOR GRABS

9. IN THE NAME OF LUVVY
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U2 AND THEIR PRODUCERS ARE BACK IN THE RECORDING STUDIO

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. WIN U23D TICKETS
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FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS FOR GRABS

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. LYNX SAHARA
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ADMITS THAT HE SMELLS

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. STUCK IN A MOMENT
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JADE GOODY DOESN'T RECOGNISE BONO

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. DUMB AND BURMA
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JIM CARREY CHALLENGES U.N. TO BE TOUGH ON MYANMAR

19. PLOT WORTH IT
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PLAN TO KIDNAP BONO'S DAUGHTER ABANDONED

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. EYESORE WILL FOLLOW
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BONO IS DETERMINED TO RUIN THE DUBLIN SKYLINE

22. LIVE 8-LEGS
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BONO CONFIDENT ABOUT HIS UPCOMING SPIDERMAN MUSICAL

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. Bono is a Cock
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Bono and Cherie Blair unveil utterly pointless fountain

25. Hoorah for Dutch arty types!
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Artist Frans Smeets sticks it to U2's Bono

26. Give Peace And Quiet A Chance
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Mick Jagger to release duet with John Lennon

27. More Monkey Business?
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Angelina Jolie is still in a lesbian relationship, claims lover

28. The Leprechaun and the Lesbian?
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Bono leaves nightclub with an adoring Penelope Cruz

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. PROUST SHITS HIS PANTS
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Pages from Geri Halliwell's new book, Ugenia Lavender, is leaked to Holy Moly - and it's a shocker.