1. WORKING 9 TO 9.05
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JENNIFER LOPEZ DESERVED PREGNANCY BREAK, SHE CLAIMS

2. A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
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COUNTRY STAR LEANN RIMES BECOMES THE 'FACE' OF SKIN CONDITION CAMPAIGN

3. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

4. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

5. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

6. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

7. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

8. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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GILLIAN ANDERSON BLAMES BATMAN FOR X-FILES' POOR PERFORMANCE

9. HE'S TALKING WITH HIS DICK OUT
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 47

10. JOHN LYDON'S LOST HIS MOJO
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MOJO AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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STEVEN SEAGAL IS COCKPUNCHER

12. BACK TO HACK
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S LIVE COMEBACK PLAGUED BY FLU

13. DADDY OR SHITS - I MEAN CHIPS!
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Are Live adverts the future? We bloody hope so!

14. HEART OF STONE
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SHARON STONE DESCRIBES CHINESE EARTHQUAKE AS 'KARMA'

15. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. MY QUOTEY WOTE
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RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

18. EMO KID
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ HAVING A CHILD. OR NOT

19. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

20. HANG UP
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MADONNA SELLS OUT SPECTACULARLY

21. DARK, SATANIC MILLS
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HEATHER MILLS APPEALING DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

22. HOSE GREAT IDEA WAS THIS?
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LINDSAY LOHAN DESIGNS TIGHTS RANGE

23. FANNY BUSINESS
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AN AMUSING YOUTUBE CLIP ABOUT BEAVERS

24. ROLL THE FIRST STONE
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KEITH RICHARDS READS THE BIBLE

25. QUESTION!
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WHY DOES THIS MAN LOOK LIKE A CAT WITH A CREAM FLAVOURED RING PIECE?

26. WITTY ON THE INSIDE
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COURTNEY LOVE'S OSCARS DIARY

27. JOHNNY KNOCKS NUTS
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JACKASS PRANKSTER TAKES ONE TO THE BALLS DURING STUNT

28. GOING THERON AND ON...
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CHARLIZE THERON MOANS ABOUT THE MEDIA

29. ARISE DAME DOLLY!
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DOLLY PARTON'S BREASTS ARE PUBLIC PROPERTY

30. GOOD GIRL GONE FAD
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RIHANNA LAUNCHES BROLLY RANGE, A BIT BLOODY LATE