1. RONALDO'S 'STAIN'
(Holy News / News)

THE RONALDO THREE TRANSVESTITES STORY THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

2. GOLDEN BALLS
(Holy News / News)

RONALDO GETS INTO FIGHT WITH THREE TRANSVESTITES

3. ST. ELMO'S SPIRE
(Holy News / News)

ROB LOWE'S NANNY ALLEGES SEXUAL HARASSMENT

4. LOWE DOWN AND DIRTY?
(Holy News / News)

ROB LOWE SUES FORMER NANNY FOR A MILLION DOLLARS

5. HEART SHAPED BADGE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE WEARS BLAKE HEART BADGE ON PRISON VISIT

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. KERRY SPRINGER
(Holy News)

KERRY KATONA AND DAD IN DNA TEST WRANGLE

8. CRAZY CRAZY FIGHTS
(Holy News / News)

GENE SIMMONS TAKES ON 'ENTITIES' OVER SEX TAPE

9. INDIANA JONES AND THE LOOSE-LIPPED EXTRA OF BLAB
(Holy News / News)

INDIANA JONES IV PLOT POINTS REVEALED

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. Day 53: 22nd July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle misses watching Big Brother on the telly

12. Every boyfriend I`ve ever had
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...your dick off. I hope someone makes you lick their arse and you die of dysentry you predictable, emotionally blackmailing cunts....

13. UK Ebay sellers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ou to Pos him up first so he can ZAP you if you dare complain about anything thus fucking the whole system...Blackmailing twats. ...

14. UK media
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for censoring the name of the royal being blackmailed over gay sex. We all know its Vis......oooops. Hush now.

15. Only in porn can anal sex be achieved without a lo...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Only in porn can anal sex be achieved without a lot of emotional blackmail and guilt afterwards. And no lube.