1. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

2. ATOMIC WRIT-EN
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KERRY KATONA MAY HAVE HER ASSETS SEIZED TO SETTLE TAX BILL

3. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

4. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

5. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

6. WIN TICKETS TO LOOP FESTIVAL IN BRIGHTON
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TICKETS TO BRIGHTON FESTIVAL UP FOR GRABS

7. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

10. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

11. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE

14. IT DISNEY LOOK GOOD
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED CONDOM CONTRACT

15. PIC OF THE WEEK
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THE GIFS THAT KEEP ON GIVING

16. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

17. THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
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GHOST HELPS BILLY BOB THORNTON WRITE HIS SONGS

18. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

19. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

20. THE EX FACTOR
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IS JASON STATHAM DATING SARAH LARSON?

21. UTTER SHITE, HAWKE
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ETHAN HAWKE GETS MARRIED TO HIS FORMER NANNY

22. DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART
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RHYS IFANS WRITES SONG ABOUT SIENNA MILLER

23. JADE'S DAY AT THE RACES
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CELEBRITIES ATTEND POLO MATCH AT GAYNES PARK IN ESSEX

24. WHICH IS NICE…
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S UNBORN TWINS TO BE HONORARY CITIZENS

25. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

26. STOP THE PRESS!
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DAVID BECKHAM CAN WRITE

27. BLADE-Y CHEEK
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WESLEY SNIPES WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE TO WORK

28. DEAD MEN WORKING
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PETE DOHERTY (RIP) AND CARL BARAT (RIP) TO RECORD TOGETHER

29. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

30. THE WHINING GAME
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BOY GEORGE UNHAPPY ABOUT DENIAL OF US VISA